Valentine's Day 2007 saw us teaming up with Jesse Ewing of Inkleaf to create a poster about love, its uses, and the disgrace thereof. Immensely popular topic, to be sure. This poster is printed in an edition of 1000. 24" by 36" on sparkling metallic cream Gilbert Esse paper in a blush pink ink, and comes rolled in a protective tube (as all gifts of love should). Click the cock for poster details.
$30, shipping via First Class Mail included.
You will lick away the last traces of dessert from your mouth and never take your eyes off me · I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world: if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful…there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS out there than you are! So watch out · Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty, because it lasts · Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford · I’m not ugly, but my beauty is a total creation · There are no ugly women; there are only women who do not know how to look pretty · I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one · Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? · All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable · Love isn't love if you didn't hurt someone · You fill me with inertia · The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw · Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love · I'll love you even if you're covered with slime · When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire · It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh · What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine · Beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again · If I love you, what business is it of yours? · What's love, but a second-hand emotion · No matter how much a woman loves a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her · Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it · Whatever is beautiful is also profitable · Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art · No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly · Looks are so deceptive that people should be done up like food packages with the ingredients clearly labeled · There is no such thing as beauty, especially in the human face. So many women that I'm told are beautiful...hell it's like looking at a soup bowl · The beautiful is always severe · I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery · One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with · Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women · Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days? · It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds · I'd never have Botox. I could never sneer if I had Botox · Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics · If I ever had a date and he showed up like like we were going to rob a convenience store, it would be romantic · There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look · Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like · I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. It looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair—ew—and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? · The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me · Love is a dog from hell · Love is like a roller coaster: when it's all over you throw up · Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless · Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor · There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. There is no beauty without strangeness · Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty, because it lasts · Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come · Beauty is only a light switch away · For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it ·
