Valentine's Day 2007 saw us teaming up with Jesse Ewing of Inkleaf to create a poster about love, its uses, and the disgrace thereof. Immensely popular topic, to be sure. This poster is printed in an edition of 1000. 24" by 36" on sparkling metallic cream Gilbert Esse paper in a blush pink ink, and comes rolled in a protective tube (as all gifts of love should). Click the cock for poster details.
$30, shipping via First Class Mail included.
For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it · I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world: if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful…there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS out there than you are! So watch out · All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable · There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. There is no beauty without strangeness · I’m not ugly, but my beauty is a total creation · One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with · There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look · The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me · The beautiful is always severe · The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw · There are no ugly women; there are only women who do not know how to look pretty · Love is a dog from hell · I'll love you even if you're covered with slime · Looks are so deceptive that people should be done up like food packages with the ingredients clearly labeled · You fill me with inertia · Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty, because it lasts · Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come · It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds · If I ever had a date and he showed up like like we were going to rob a convenience store, it would be romantic · Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like · Whatever is beautiful is also profitable · I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery · Love is like a roller coaster: when it's all over you throw up · No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly · Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics · Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless · Love isn't love if you didn't hurt someone · Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it · When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire · Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art · No matter how much a woman loves a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her · Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor · Beauty is only a light switch away · I'd never have Botox. I could never sneer if I had Botox · Beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again · I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one · If I love you, what business is it of yours? · Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford · What's love, but a second-hand emotion · Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? · It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh · You will lick away the last traces of dessert from your mouth and never take your eyes off me · What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine · Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love · Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days? · There is no such thing as beauty, especially in the human face. So many women that I'm told are beautiful...hell it's like looking at a soup bowl · Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women · I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. It looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair—ew—and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? · Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty, because it lasts ·
